i wonder if my first follower still follows me
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever
I got called a fake nerd today for wearing my star trek shirt like
I literally run a blog called fuck-uhura. What more do you want from me.
am i nOT TR E K ENOUGH FoR YOU??
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aries: bro ho
taurus: realest ho
gemini: fake ho
cancer: sensitive ho
leo: cool ho
virgo: bitch ho
libra: smart ass ho
scorpio: best ho
sagittarius: chill ho
capricorn: bitter ho
aquarius: crazy ho
pisces: magical ho
why are these so real
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.